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 沈黙の内なる野生の呼び声    2013年春の盛りの「1973年のピンボール・マシンのガラスの上に置かれた『万延元年のフットボール』」に関するピンチヒッター調書


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 パンデミック型万延元年のフットボールのゲーム開始のホイッスルが吹き鳴らされたのは1860年の早春のことだ。153年前。吾輩はまだヨチヨチ歩きだった。鬼になっていないどころか、鬼の存在すら知らなかった。となりのトトロ部屋ではユチーキ・フザクーワがウェブスターの英中辞典と首っ引きで福沢諭吉/小永井五八郎/肥田浜五郎/浜口興右衛門/岡田井蔵/根津欽次郎共著の『天井の上の上野精養軒の焼売よりパリの焼き栗売りよりキモチイイ人間と組織の作り方』を翻訳していた。

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 ユチーキ・フザクーワがどうしてもと言うので、吾輩は吾輩の「ユーザー単語辞書」を貸してやった。尻を待ち針でとめられて尻の穴をじっくりがっつり見られたうえに尻毛の本数まで数えられるようでいやだったが、ユチーキ・フザクーワがKOストアでバイトしているケイオーの「いつでもオッケー♪」なトロトロ・ガールたちを三田ででも日吉ででも藤沢ででも好き放題やり放題詰め放題にしていいと言うので、吾輩はさらにラーメン二郎本店の永久無料パスと5000円パスモ100年分と聖徳太子のピン札帯封付き壱萬円煉瓦42個と三浦スイカ5トン、三浦按針二人、ヒップホップベップ・ガジンひときれ、『海を殺した女』75万冊を上乗せさせることを条件に吾輩の「ユーザー単語辞書」を貸してやった。吾輩の「ユーザー単語辞書」とはこういうものだ。全体の1000分の1ほどである。

【吾輩、樽犬タルティーヌのユーザー単語辞書(抜粋1000分の1ほど)】

"あんかん","アンダンテ・カンタービレ","普通名詞"
"あんかん","歩くくらいの速度で歌うように","普通名詞"
"うぉば","ウォンバット","普通名詞"
"がん","Domestic Goose","普通名詞"
"がじ","ガジン","差別的人非人的似非エッセイ童話的スヴィドリガイロフ的横浜風名詞"
"がじ","別府雅人","差別的人非人的似非エッセイ童話的スヴィドリガイロフ的横浜風名詞"
"きん","Early Modern Period","普通名詞"
"きん","Modern Period","普通名詞"
"しんぐん","神軍","普通名詞"
"けん","Prosecutor","普通名詞"
"けん","検察官 Prosecutor","普通名詞"
"けん","検察官","普通名詞"
"やかいじけん","八海事件","普通名詞"
"げん","Contemporary","普通名詞"
"げん","contemporary","普通名詞"
"げん","幻師","普通名詞"
"げん","幻師、ゲンゲンムシ","普通名詞"
"げん","ゲンゲンムシ","普通名詞"
"げん","幻師、maki+saegusa","普通名詞"
"げん","言師","普通名詞"
"たいげん","Peacock Terms","普通名詞"
"たいげん","大言壮語","普通名詞"
"にんげん","「人間は存在の声を聞く牧人である」","普通名詞"
"にんげん","人間は存在の声を聞く牧人である。","普通名詞"
"こん","こんにちは。","普通名詞"
"こん","「こんちくしょうめ!」","普通名詞"
"こん","コンフィ","普通名詞"
"こん","CONFIT","普通名詞"
"こん","CONFIT/","普通名詞"
"こん","CONFIT/コンフィ","普通名詞"
"こん","Confit","普通名詞"
"こん","コンブリオ","普通名詞"
"こん","CON BRIO/コンブリオ","普通名詞"
"こん","CON BRIO","普通名詞"
"こん","CON BRIO/元気よく、生き生きと","普通名詞"
"こん","Confirmation","普通名詞"
"こん","コンファメーション","普通名詞"
"こん","『Confirmation』","普通名詞"
"こん","『コンファメーション』","普通名詞"
"こん","コンソメ","普通名詞"
"こん","Consommé","普通名詞"
"さん","Sunday Silence","普通名詞"
"さん","珊瑚礁","普通名詞"
"さん","サンシーブル(可感的なもの)とアンテリジーブル(可知的なもの)","普通名詞"
"さん","サンシーブル(可感的なもの)","普通名詞"
"くろわっさん","Croissant","普通名詞"
"しん","silent as the grave.","普通名詞"
"しん","シンデレラ","普通名詞"
"しん","Cinderella","普通名詞"
"しん","シンデレラ Cinderella","普通名詞"
"しん","シンデレラ CINDERELLA","普通名詞"
"しん","CINDERELLA","普通名詞"
"しん","CINDERELLA/シンデレラ","普通名詞"
"しん","チェネレントラ","普通名詞"
"しん","サンドリエ","普通名詞"
"しん","サンドリヨン","普通名詞"
"しん","灰かぶり姫","普通名詞"
"しん","Cendrillon","普通名詞"
"しん","Cenerentola","普通名詞"
"しん","掃灰娘","普通名詞"
"しん","親和欲求","普通名詞"
"しん","Symphony","普通名詞"
"しん","シンフォニー","普通名詞"
"しん","交響曲","普通名詞"
"しん","神軍","普通名詞"
"しん","神軍上等兵","普通名詞"
"しん","神軍平等兵、日本列島GO'S ON! いつでも過激! どこでも攻撃!","普通名詞"
"しん","神軍平等兵","普通名詞"
"にしん","SILD","普通名詞"
"じん","Gin Rummy","普通名詞"
"じん","ビーフィーター ロンドン・ドライ・ジン47度","普通名詞"
"にんじん","CARROT","普通名詞"
"にんじん","Carrot","普通名詞"
"にんじん","キャロット","普通名詞"
"すん","スンドゥブ","普通名詞"
"すん","スンドゥブ・チゲ","普通名詞"
"すん","SUNDUBU-JIJIGAE","普通名詞"
"すん","SUNDUBU JIJIGAE","普通名詞"
"せん","尖筆とエクリチュール","普通名詞"
"せん","『尖筆とエクリチュール』","普通名詞"
"せん","『千と千尋の神隠し』","普通名詞"
"せん","千と千尋の神隠し","普通名詞"
"ぜん","全粒","普通名詞"
"ぜん","全粒粉","普通名詞"
"たん","19581126","普通名詞"
"たん","1958年11月26日","普通名詞"
"たん","昭和33年11月26日","普通名詞"
"たん","淡水魚","普通名詞"
"かいだん","Stairway","普通名詞"
"かいだん","The Stairway to The Think of Nothing Things.","普通名詞"
"すんだん","寸断された身体","普通名詞"
"すんだん","Image morcelée du corps","普通名詞"
"ちん","チンジャオロース","普通名詞"
"ちん","青椒肉絲","普通名詞"
"ちん","チンジアオニウロウスー","普通名詞"
"ちん","Pepper Steak","普通名詞"
"ちん","chinjao Ro Su","普通名詞"
"ちん","Chinjao Ro Su","普通名詞"
"ちん","Pinyin","普通名詞"
"ちん","PINYIN","普通名詞"
"ちん","Green Pepper Steak","普通名詞"
"てん","……","普通名詞"
"てん","『展覧会の絵』","普通名詞"
"てん","展覧会の絵","普通名詞"
"てん","Tableaux d'une exposition","普通名詞"
"てん","Pictures at an Exhibition","普通名詞"
"かいこてん","Retrospective","普通名詞"
"してん","FULCRUM","普通名詞"
"してん","SUPPORT","普通名詞"
"こぺてん","コペルニクス的転回","普通名詞"
"どん","Dom Pérignon","普通名詞"
"どん","ドン・ペリニョン Dom Pérignon","普通名詞"
"どん","ドン・ペリニョン","普通名詞"
"にん","認知欲求","普通名詞"
"がいねん","CONCEPT","普通名詞"
"がいねん","CONCEPTION","普通名詞"
"がいねん","Conception","普通名詞"
"がいねん","Concept","普通名詞"
"がいねん","CONCEPTIONAL","普通名詞"
"がいねん","Conceptional","普通名詞"
"がいねん","CONCEPTUAL","普通名詞"
"がいねん","Conceptual","普通名詞"
"のん","ノンフィクション","普通名詞"
"はん","ハンバーガー","普通名詞"
"はん","HAMBURGER","普通名詞"
"はん","ハンセン","普通名詞"
"はん","『判断力批判』","普通名詞"
"はん","『Kritik der Urteilskraft』","普通名詞"
"はん","""Kritik der Urteilskraft""","普通名詞"
"はん","""Critique of Judgment""","普通名詞"
"はん","『Critique of Judgment』","普通名詞"
"はん","『判理』","普通名詞"
"ばん","棒棒鶏","普通名詞"
"ばん","バンバンジー","普通名詞"
"ばん","BANGBANGJI","普通名詞"
"めんばん","459207038640","普通名詞"
"ぱん","パンタグリュエル(大巨人ガルガンチュアの息子にしてのどからから国王、その名も高きパンタグリュエルのものすごく恐ろしい武勇伝)","普通名詞"
"らいぱ","Pain de Seigle/Rye bread/ライ麦パン","普通名詞"
"らぱん","Pain de Seigle/Rye Bread/ライ麦パン","普通名詞"
"ひときれのぱん","フランチスク・ムンテヤーヌ","普通名詞"
"ひときれのぱん","ひときれのパン","普通名詞"
"ひときれのぱん","F. ムンテヌーヤ","普通名詞"
"ぴん","『1973年のピンボール』","普通名詞"
"べん","Bentley","普通名詞"
"ぼん","ボンクラポンコツヘッポコ","普通名詞"
"ぽん","ポンコツボンクラヘッポコスカタン","普通名詞"
"まん","満天日和","普通名詞"
"かまん","カマンベール","普通名詞"
"かまん","CAMEMBERT","普通名詞"
"かまん","Camembert","普通名詞"
"あがまん","アンガージュマン","普通名詞"
"へいめん","地球平面協会","普通名詞"
"もん","モンタージュ","普通名詞"
"しゃん","ラヴェニュ・デ・シャンゼリゼ","普通名詞"
"しゃん","ラヴェニュ・デ・シャンゼリゼ川","普通名詞"
"じゅん","Années de pèlerinage","普通名詞"
"じゅん","Years of Pilgrimage","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『純理』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『純粋理性批判』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『Kritik der reinen Vernunft』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","""Kritik der reinen Vernunft""","普通名詞"
"じゅん","""Critique of Pure Reason""","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『Critique of Pure Reason』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『Années de Pèlerinage』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『巡礼の年』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","『Years of Pilgrimage』","普通名詞"
"じゅん","""Years of Pilgrimage""","普通名詞"
"じゅん","""Années de Pèlerinage""","普通名詞"
"らん","ランボルギーニ","普通名詞"
"らん","ランボルギーニ Lamborghini","普通名詞"
"らん","Lamborghini","普通名詞"
"らん","LAMBORGHINI","普通名詞"
"らん","ランボルギーニ LAMBORGHINI","普通名詞"
"りん","リングイネ","普通名詞"
"りん","リングイネ LINGUINE","普通名詞"
"りん","LINGUINE","普通名詞"
"りん","Linguine","普通名詞"
"りん","PASTA LINGUINE","普通名詞"
"りん","臨機応変","普通名詞"
"きりん","GIRAFFE","普通名詞"
"きりん","Giraffe","普通名詞"
"れん","レンブラント REMBRANDT","普通名詞"
"れん","REMBRANDT","普通名詞"
"れん","Crepuscular Rays","普通名詞"
"れん","レンブラント光線","普通名詞"
"れん","薄明光線","普通名詞"
"れん","天使の梯子","普通名詞"
"ろん","ロンゴロンゴ語","普通名詞"
"ろん","ロンド","普通名詞"
"ろん","rondo","普通名詞"
"ろん","Rondo","普通名詞"
"ろん","回旋曲","普通名詞"
"ろん","輪舞曲","普通名詞"
"わん","1CLICK MURDERS CASE","普通名詞"
"わん","『Once upon a time in America』","普通名詞"
"わん","Once upon a time in America","普通名詞"
"わん","Once Upon a Time in America","普通名詞"
"わん","『Once Upon a Time in America』","普通名詞"
"ポトフ","POT-AU-FEU","普通名詞"
"シンポジウム","Συμπόσιο","普通名詞"
"シンポジウム","Simposio","普通名詞"
"シンポジウム","Simpozio","普通名詞"
"シンポジウム","Simpósio","普通名詞"
"シンポジウム","Symposium","普通名詞"
"シャルム","Charme","普通名詞"
"フィロサイクル","Philocycle","普通名詞"
"ダーレー・アラビアン","Darley Arabian","普通名詞"
"ぬーゔぉー","Nouveau","普通名詞"
"えびおー","海老のオーロラソース炒め","普通名詞"
"ばんばんじー","BANGBANGJI","普通名詞"
"ゆっすー","Youssou N'Dour","普通名詞"
"かりぶー","Caribou","普通名詞"
"ぬーぼー","Nouveau","普通名詞"
"ぽー","PORTRAIT","普通名詞"
"ぽー","ポートレート","普通名詞"
"にゅー","ニューエイジ・ピープルの信奉を集めるガネガネ・ウソッパチマヤカシインチキ・セドナ・ストーン","普通名詞"


 
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